WEBMASTERS RUMINATIONS 
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic."
"Newspapers are unable, seemingly to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization."
"Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source."
My mama always said we were put on this earth to help others. My question is, what are the others here for?
"When the scientists discover the center of the universe,
Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard will be disappointed to discover they are not it."