Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs?
I don't want to have to restart my music collection
I was at the doctors the other day and he told me I will still be able to have sex at 84.
I told him that was great because I live at 100 so it will be a short walk home.
The Internet is a great way to get on the net"
"As a kid, I joined the astronomy club at school, because
the 'drinking behind the shed' club was full."
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.