3 Great Sporting Statements
Murray Walker, "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for
the one behind it which is identical."
Greg Norman, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."
Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in
boxing - but none of them serious."
Paddy and Sean (Irish mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Paddy, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement,
announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Paddy shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
Paddy and Sean are currently doing work supervising the construction of Synthetic Greens at bowling clubs.
I just read that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to
start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?